fill rest of glass with Schweppe's tonic
1/2 a lime
There are two secrets to this drink: You must use Schweppe's, and you cannot fill the glass with regular ice. Here's what you do: Get an old-fashioned ice tray and fill it with the tonic water. By morning you'll have ice cubes made out of tonic to put in your drink so as the ice melts, it melts without watering down your drink.
If you hate gin, substitute with vodka.
Please don't drink more than two; I don't want to be blamed for anything that may go south. If you stick with two, it'll do its job in helping you forget about the sad state of affairs in the White House.
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